1. Never in my life would I have thought I'd be inspired by American Idol. Welp. Here I am. Also, boys who can sing--like, really sing--will make my panties just FALL RIGHT OFF. Also also, Victoria Beckham is surprisingly lovely and sweet. How did that happen?
2. Nachos are so delicious.
3. As is red wine. See above.
4. My work desk chair is starting to get an unusual crease... Ahem. Embarrassing...
5. To be continued.