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I am Leslie Knope-ier than I care to admit.

Microblogging AHOY

Why is hoarding so hot all of the sudden? It's the butt of every sitcom joke. WTF?

Facebook

You know what? Fuck those people who are all "oh Facebook is so stupid and juvenile and fosters shallow and unfulfilling connections". Because Facebook has exponentially increased the joy in my life by making it easy to share thoughts and ideas and feelings and oh MY LIFE with people with whom I would otherwise have no way or energy to contact. Yes, sometimes it's just a little sentence here or there.

But sometimes that's what you need.

Confession

I am afraid to educate myself more fully about things that are fucked up because I'm not sure how to live in this world when I am very, very angry. I suppose the answer is to take action, but I'm too lazy.

Random Thoughts as a Return to Blogging Splendor

1. Never in my life would I have thought I'd be inspired by American Idol. Welp. Here I am. Also, boys who can sing--like, really sing--will make my panties just FALL RIGHT OFF. Also also, Victoria Beckham is surprisingly lovely and sweet. How did that happen?

2. Nachos are so delicious.



3. As is red wine. See above.

4. My work desk chair is starting to get an unusual crease... Ahem. Embarrassing...



5. To be continued.